What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

HELLO

{RING} {RING}

What methods do private investigators use to investigate someone in real life?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What kind of pleasure do gay men get from being bottom? The idea is very appealing to me but in practice it's quite painful.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

After a few moments he returns.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Why would my ex block me after I blocked him?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Yes sir it is.

Can CCTV cameras be integrated with other sensor technologies for enhanced security solutions? If so, how?

Sure no problem officer.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

What are the pros and cons of a prospective bride/groom not having any siblings?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?